Review 3: Our Big Dumb Mouth

Episode: Beard Mother
Length: 50:45
Starring: two nameless guys
URL: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com

And this week, our third review and last review of the year, I'm going to talk about a well named podcast. The good points? Strong voices (if slightly similar and occasionally difficult to discern one from the other). One of our unnamed friends has a catchy amusing laugh. I can't tell you who...because they failed to identify themselves.

Subject matter: I don't really know. I guess they just talk about their days. One fellow must live in Ohio, or Pittsburgh, I can't really be sure. Oh wait, do I hear a third voice? I don't know who that is either.

It seems that the edgy stuff that is being said is only being said to impress each other.

Ok, back to trying to talk subject matter. They're ripping on the bus driver. Is some one in love with Chuck Norris? I can't tell. Obsessed definitely. I approve, every podcast needs its pointless obsession to set them apart from the rest. Ommigosh, they just managed to talk about a bus ride between Cleveland and Pittsburgh for 18 minutes! WTF...ok, but they do go over some zombie attack issues. GSG guy would approve.

2007 lists: beard bands (no links on the site to their lists)

Ok, I'm sorry, I really didn't think I'd do this, but I can't listen to this show the whole way through. I'm absolutely certain that there is an audience out there for this show, but I can never belong to it. What I'm going to do is list out a few qualifications, if you say yes to three or more of these questions, then try listening to the show.

1) Are you a psycho fan of Chuck Norris?
2) Do you think beer is one of the major food groups?
3) Have you picked your teeth at the dinner table?
4) Do you scratch your balls in public? (If you don't have balls you are auto disqualified)
5) Are you enrolled in a sports fantasy league?